Gwyneth Paltrow In An Even Smaller Bikini

Posted: September 7th, 2011 ˑ Filled under: Photos ˑ Comments Closed

Alright I think I’ve saved the best for last. Unless tomorrow she’s topless wearing a thong, I think these should probably be the last Gwyneth Paltrow pictures I’ve got for you assholes. At least for a little while. These ones are my favorite anyway, simply because of the little bikini, it’s the kind of thing slutty chicks wear to the beach, not moms, and I’m impressed that Gwyneth managed to pull it off quite nicely. All she’s missing is a giant coffee travel mug filled with booze, a straw cowgirl hat and some fat sunburnt friends with braided hair and she’d fit right in at pretty much any all inclusive resort. I like it.