Heidi Klum is Too Sweet.
I mean that in the worst possible way. Nobody wants a girl who’s TOO sweet, SO sweet you’ll feel bad when you have Dirty Rotten thoughts about her. Except maybe Seal but that’s probably to neutralise the “Pure Evil” look he’s got going on. With the scars and sappy love songs and such.
Odalys Ramirez.
Sophie Anderton.
Rosa Blasi.