Hilary Duff in Her Short Shorts
In the last little while I’ve lost interest in Hilary Duff for no better reason than she’s dating that douche hockey player Mike Comrie. That may seem shallow to some of you but I don’t give a sh*t, I like to think she only has thighs for me. See what I did there, I took a classic expression and slutted it up…. I know it’s kind of weak but that’s what happens when I see a hottie like Hilary Duff in short shorts….. I’m confused.