JWoWW’s Fake Boobs In A See Through Dress
I like watching The Jersey Shore about as much as I like getting hammered and vomiting myself in a cab, so I’m confused as to why someone invited JWoWW’s big fake tits to a fashion show at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. I get inviting those things to a pool party or something, somewhere they’d be exposed, but a fashion show? That sh#t just doesn’t make any sense to me, I’ve seen crack whores with a prettier faces than this. Ewww. At least she’s wearing a see through dress, that’s something I guess. I don’t know who the lesbian dressed as Macaulay Culkin is next to her, but she’s ruining my fat fake tit buzz.