Keanu Reeves’ Girlfriend is Topless
For all you Matrix fans out there wondering what Keanu Reeves has been up to, he’s parading around the French Riviera with his topless girlfriend China Chow. Apparently she’s part Chinese, part Japanese, part Scottish, part German and her parents don’t seem to be very good at coming up with baby names. She’s lucky her names not Germany Chow. Retards.
And for the one or two ladies who read this site, Keanu is topless as well…. In case you hadn’t noticed.