Kelly Brook’s Awesome Cleavage
Apparently the GQ Men Of The Year Awards were held the other night, not that I give a flying f@#k, but Kelly Brook was invited and brought along her awesome breasts. Oh yeah! I would give pretty much anything to motorboat those things for, lets say, thirteen minutes or so. That seems like just enough time to really enjoy myself, but not too long that I get desensitized to amazing fat cleavage.