Monica and Penelope Cruz Make a Good Team.
Why didn’t anyone tell me Penelope Cruz had a HOT sister? Monica Cruz! What the Fuck? Am I supposed to find these things out on my own? That would require what the French call “Recherche“, a philosophy I don’t subscribe to. My Celebrity Sister Threesome Fantasy just got a whole lot more interesting. The Olsen Twins were started to bore me anyway, they just lie there and smoke dope in their oversized sunglasses…. Our time was up. But NOW things just got a little spicier with the Cruz Sisters in the picture. These shots are of the wonder pair at the Los Angeles premiere of Monica’s new film The Inquiry (L’Inchiesta) due for release in April.