Now What Princess? Lost Your Panties? AGAIN!
Britney Spears spotted crying after leaving an LA night club. What’s the matter did Child Services come and take your Babies? Good!
You know, whoever runs the show over there at the Britney Spears Corporation really knows what they’re doing. Getting Married and having babies didn’t seem to work for Ms. Spears’ career so the Brass at the head office decided to take a different approach. Here’s a quick run down of their “strategy”. Lose some weight because nobody likes a fat popstar, lose the dead weight ie: K Fed (probably for the best ’cause his career is really starting to take off), get breast implants (not sure if that’s true but I’m going to say it is), start rumours about possible Sex Tape, parade yourself around town with STD riddled partygirl Paris Hilton, and to finish things off, show everyone the famous Britney Spears Vagina pictures!!! Here, and Here.
The result: Instant Hot List.