Penelope Cruz Gets Molested In Cannes
Here’s Penelope Cruz in Cannes the other day at a photo call for her new film “Los Abrazos Rotos” getting man handled and molested by the film’s director Pedro Almodovar. He calls her his muse. Call her whatever you want, if I was this old guy I’d have my sausage fingers all over Penelope too. I’d also probably have a few cocktails and be wearing very fine silk pants to make the moment even more memorable.