Portia de Rossi is WAY Too Hot for Ellen.
Like many of you losers out there I spent the better part of my Sunday watching the Oscars….. Alone, bored out of my Fucking mind! I’m pretty sure the cold medicine I took was nightime so I think I dozed of for most of it… I did have a dream about a push up bra that pushed too much and was suffocating large breasted women nationwide …. So it wasn’t a total waste. Anyhow, I don’t know who won, but right now somewhere in Hollywood Ellen DeGeneres is sipping cocktails and making out with Portia de Rossi…. Which has to piss the Fuck out of Melissa Etheridge… With or without an Academy Award.