Rihanna Likes Her Bikini Parties
So Rihanna seems to be on vacation… A Lot. I guess that’s what happens when you’re super f@#king rich. Not that I give a sh#t, she tends to vacation in areas that are very conducive to bikini wearing. So I’m good with it. Here she is in Capri the other day, sunning that awesome mocha body of hers on a big old f@#king yacht. I’m so jealous. Look at her, drinking beers and having a good time. Come on. I think I’d look good on that yacht next to her, the extreme paleness of my pasty white skin will ad a nice contrast to the shots. Where can she pick me up?